Techno Blade Comedy

 Hello my readers welcome back to my blog today I am sharing you my story I have put alot of effort and I hope you enjoy.

Techno

Tommy innit

Scotty

 

 

Techno Blade looked at the sharp axe of peace in his hands and felt enraged.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his blown up surroundings. He had always loved savage Lmanberg with its damaged, decaying destruction. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel enraged.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Scotty Slaughterhouse. Scotty was an admirable monster with one tall leg and one handsome arm.

Techno gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a strong, armoured, milk drinker with one buff leg and one dirty arm. His friends saw him as a huge, high-pitched hero. Once, he had even helped a jolly tommy innit recover from a flying accident.

But not even a strong person who had once helped a jolly tommy innit recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Scotty had in store today.

The sun teased like a drinking wolf, making Techno unstable.

As Techno stepped outside and Scotty came closer, he could see the alive smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Internet access," Scotty bellowed, in a predatory tone. He slammed his fist against Techno's chest, with the force of 6368 cats. "I !*^#@%& love you, Techno Blade."

Techno looked back, even more unstable and still holding the sharp axe of peace. "Beam me up Scotty," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two panicky, pickled parrots sitting at a very incredible celebration, which had pigstep music playing in the background and two rude uncles rampaging to the beat.

Suddenly, Scotty lunged forward and tried to punch Techno in the face. Quickly, Techno grabbed the sharp axe of peace and brought it down on Scotty's skull.

Scotty's tall leg trembled and his handsome arm wobbled. He looked sad, his body raw like an agreeable, average axe of peace.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Scotty Slaughterhouse was dead.

Techno Blade went back inside and made himself a nice drink of milk.

THE END

Culturual Kete

 Hello my readers today I am talking about our cultural kete from yesterday me and my classmate Greg by the way here is the link to his please go check it out and comment on some of his posts https://hhsgregorym.blogspot.com/. And here is the results of our flip flops and poster also we wrote about some information about kiwiana enjoy and feel free to comment.

These are the flip flops that Greg and I made. 

It is the mascot for our kiwiana items. 

Kiwiana items are what represents New Zealand.

Like flip flops or L&P. Things like pavlova,chips on the beach,flip flops or just a nice cold L&P. 

The reason we are doing flip flop’s is that they are one of the most common shoes that are made in New Zealand plus the gumboot. 

Lots have been around since 15 BC for many cultures like Egyptians of Roman it's all the same style as each other. 

Maybe there's a connection but hey everyone loves flip-flops - Miss Laycock is going to get married in hers!

Flip flop started become popular after the war in Japan. 

Tracing back the flip flops came from Roman Egyptian and Japan for some reason.

In fact I think you have a pair of flip flops. Don’t lie, we all know that you love them. 

Indicater

 Hello my readers today i am talking about universal indicators we mixed cranberry juice with a indicator we also did this with tea and water the results were cool and we really enjoyed it.

A universal indicator is a pH indicator made of a solution of several compounds that exhibits several smooth colour changes over a wide range pH values to indicate the acidity or alkalinity of solutions. ... Experiments with universal indicator are also described in the Journal of Chemical Education.

Also Blue is Alkali Green is Neutral And Red is Acid